Grab Him By The Epstein Files T-Shirt
Graphite Heather / S
$27.46
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Finally, a shirt that says what we're all thinking — loudly, in cotton. Whether you're attending a congressional hearing, a conspiracy theory book club, or just grabbing groceries and feeling particularly ungovernable, this tee is your new power look. 100% cotton. 0% redactions. Machine washable.
Unlike certain documents, this shirt will not mysteriously disappear.
Available in black (like the ink used to cover up the good parts) and white (like the lies).
Fits true to size, unlike testimony under oath. Not responsible for awkward silences, unfollows, or being placed on a list.
Grab Him By The Epstein Files T-Shirt
$27.46
Sale price
$27.46
Regular price
Unlike certain documents, this shirt will not mysteriously disappear.
Available in black (like the ink used to cover up the good parts) and white (like the lies).
Fits true to size, unlike testimony under oath. Not responsible for awkward silences, unfollows, or being placed on a list.