Taxation Is Theft T-Shirt
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The Shirt That Pays For Itself (Unlike Roads)
You've said it at parties. You've said it at family dinners. You've said it to your barber, your Uber driver, and that one guy at the DMV who really didn't want to hear it. Now you can just wear it and free up your mouth for more important things — like explaining the gold standard to strangers.
This is the official uniform of the libertarian awakening. The battle flag of the man who has read exactly enough economics to be genuinely dangerous at a barbecue. The shirt that says "I have opinions about the Federal Reserve and I will share them unprompted."
Features:
100% cotton — privately owned, never subsidized
Ethically sourced with zero government involvement (we think)
Pre-shrunk, unlike the size of the federal government
Available in "Ayn Rand Gold," "Ron Paul Revolution Red," and "Off-Grid Olive"
No tags — because labeling laws are also theft, probably
Reinforced collar for all the neck-beard stroking that will accompany your monologues
Pairs well with: A worn copy of The Road to Serfdom, cryptocurrency of questionable value, strong opinions about the Second Amendment, homemade beef jerky, and at least one podcast nobody else has heard of.
Where to wear it:
🏛️ Your local city council meeting (front row)
🍺 Any bar with a "live free or die" sign
🎓 Your nephew's college graduation, to start a conversation
🛣️ On a publicly funded highway, completely without irony
🏥 The waiting room of a county hospital — bold move, respect it
Taxation Is Theft T-Shirt
$27.46
Sale price
$27.46
Regular price
You've said it at parties. You've said it at family dinners. You've said it to your barber, your Uber driver, and that one guy at the DMV who really didn't want to hear it. Now you can just wear it and free up your mouth for more important things — like explaining the gold standard to strangers.
This is the official uniform of the libertarian awakening. The battle flag of the man who has read exactly enough economics to be genuinely dangerous at a barbecue. The shirt that says "I have opinions about the Federal Reserve and I will share them unprompted."
Features:
100% cotton — privately owned, never subsidized
Ethically sourced with zero government involvement (we think)
Pre-shrunk, unlike the size of the federal government
Available in "Ayn Rand Gold," "Ron Paul Revolution Red," and "Off-Grid Olive"
No tags — because labeling laws are also theft, probably
Reinforced collar for all the neck-beard stroking that will accompany your monologues
Pairs well with: A worn copy of The Road to Serfdom, cryptocurrency of questionable value, strong opinions about the Second Amendment, homemade beef jerky, and at least one podcast nobody else has heard of.
Where to wear it:
🏛️ Your local city council meeting (front row)
🍺 Any bar with a "live free or die" sign
🎓 Your nephew's college graduation, to start a conversation
🛣️ On a publicly funded highway, completely without irony
🏥 The waiting room of a county hospital — bold move, respect it